
- Twinkle, Twinkle, Patrick Star,
- I made myself a sandwich.
- My mommy named it Fred,
- It tastes like beans and bacon,
- And smells like it's been dead.
- Writing stuff is hard so I use a pointy pencil
- Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Point.
- P.U., what's that horrible smell?
- Drum solo!
- (Drum Solo)
- I have a head,
- It ends in a point
- Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Pointy, Point.
- This song is over,
- except for this line,
- You win this round,
- Broccoli!



3 comments:
UMMMM, Ya Funny!
This song is so funny, I would pee my pants right this minute if I had to pee! My kids are always walking around the house singing this stupid funny song!
I am sad that I new the whole thing....
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